I'm a mean, mean person

This guy. This fucking guy. He spent the whole conversation raggin on some ex named Kiley whose great crime was that she didn't want to go to college? He went on and on about needing to be with an ambitious worker. How he could never be with a woman who wanted to be a stay at home mom (fuck you very much dude). How he has so many goals and he was a master-networker.

And then it turns out he's a pizza delivery driver.

Which, whatever, live your life. But really? You're acting all elitist and high and mighty and you deliver pizzas? C'mon man.